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6/03/2009

Your Pants Should Always Rise to the Occasion

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In order to be a powerful presence in our society you must wear pants that don’t fit.

It’s seems that most of the greatest entertainers, politicians and biggest icons always wore garments that just quite never covered their entire body. Even Gandhi wore robes that looked like they belonged to a 13 year old girl. If you’re wondering why; the answer is simple.

It’s a matter of image

These men wanted to portray the image of being bigger than life. And what better way to seem like a giant than wear clothes that are significantly smaller than your actual size. This is also the reason why the Hulk seemed so scary; when he busted out of his clothes we were amazed at the shear strength. We never realized that the clothes he was wearing was already 5 sizes too small, making it that much easier for him to flex out of his toddler size cotton tang top.

Start paying attention to some of the more important people in the world like, presidents, all religious missionaries, except the pope ( I’ll explain in another blog), or any musician or artist that has had money for more than 20 years and or is looking to venture into other facets of life. I Guarantee you, you will start to notice how high Obama’s pants really get when he sits down, now that you're aware.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get your highwater game up though

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