Choosing Not to Speak

I have officially made my self the biggest advocate of Adobe Master Suite. This monument of a software is the culmination of aborted souls birthed by the nuns who aided Michelangelo in the painting of the Sistine Chapel. I've yet to see any product touch, fondle or even tickle Adobe's clear presence as the BEST SOFTWARE PROVIDER ON EARTH.
I think Adobe's decision to name it's comprehensive collection the "Master Suite," was deliberate. They know good and damn well they have everyone (including their competitors) owned and whipped to the point of total dominance. But the product is so good to you; you wouldn't know what to do with yourself if you tried to flee and why would you want to runaway. This is why its always better to be master's friend, than try to get away. The opportunity cost it too great