Choosing Not to Speak

We all get caught up watching random YouTube videos during the day to avoid doing work, or to occupy the time -on those boring days- between waking up and going to sleep. We watch solely for entertainment purposes, normally sticking to the most inspiring genres of funny, gross, or weird. If your like me, you enjoy them all, but would rather watch them segregated in their own god-given groups; for the same reason you don't mix orange juice with milk. It's easier on the stomach left separate. I've yet to see a video that has been able to combine Dave Chappelle comedy and the 2 girls 1 cup scat-pornography series, without me feeling the omnipresent eye of God on my back, trying to figure out what type of monster he could have created that would watch such distgusting, yet amusing things. That being said, Ive been waiting patiently to see the person who could bring the two worlds of filth and sexual humor together with me wanting to slit my wrist.

Today in my attempt to forget that I have two exams - which I am totally unprepared for.

I spent hours watching YouTube videos, putting myself into a somnambulistic daze hoping the calculus gods would send my professor (whos test I WASN'T studying for) back to the eastern european hell she came from.

YouTube recommended to me a music video called, what what in the but. The name alone got me. Who could resist a song called what what in the but?

Yes I assumed it was something gay, but the gays always have funny videos.

THIS video by far was the most grotesque, amusing, weird video I've seen in years. Other than the fact that a video is singing about a guy wanting to get penetrated in the rear. The video used sign language translation to illistrate the lyrics for the deaf, and my amusement. That’s thoughtful, don’t you think?

I can’t really say anything else about this video, other than to enjoy. If your homophobic, or squeamish I suggest you do not watch.